片中有评论说有不少人同情末代沙皇,但他的悲剧正是他自己一个个灾难式的决定造成的。
当时有同感,但再想想,罗曼诺夫王朝统治三百年,按历史周期也差不多了;又逢工业强国碾压农业国、独裁君主制逐渐消亡(沙皇是欧洲最后一个独裁君主),王朝终结本是大概率事件。站在一百年后的今天回头看,尼古拉二世当然最好带着财富出国做寓公了
片中有评论说有不少人同情末代沙皇,但他的悲剧正是他自己一个个灾难式的决定造成的。
当时有同感,但再想想,罗曼诺夫王朝统治三百年,按历史周期也差不多了;又逢工业强国碾压农业国、独裁君主制逐渐消亡(沙皇是欧洲最后一个独裁君主),王朝终结本是大概率事件。站在一百年后的今天回头看,尼古拉二世当然最好带着财富出国做寓公了,但作为掌国十多年的皇帝,确实很难想象坚持的悲剧与自己做出放弃的决定。
尼古拉二世是否加速王朝灭亡?是的,他的独子是血友病患者,他隐瞒此事,对民众血腥镇压、宠信声名狼藉的神秘僧侣拉普斯金,亲征将政治交给老婆和佞臣,确实都不是明智之举。
至于他的个人结局,片中他拒绝接受现实,拒绝去英国,但维基百科说“尽管亚历山德拉和尼古拉都是为乔治五世的表弟妹,但乔治五世察觉到他们(特别是亚历山德拉的德国背景)在俄国和英国的不得人心,拒绝让他们至英国避难,以免造成的后果可能危及他自己的王位。”。
《天选之人》:沙皇居然是一夫一妻制。这好像跟他们的宗教有关。反观天朝后宫多少人,还有不少皇帝没儿子呢!从扩大继承人选择基数,优选太子的角度来说,还是中国后宫制更有益。
《男孩》:沙皇独子是血友病患者,沙皇决定隐瞒此事。这是历史的重大偶然。在片中,沙皇因此更加迫切渴望军功来证明合法性,导致日俄战争加注,一战对德亲政,都失败了。更因此在一度曾寄希望于沙皇的民众聚集在冬宫请愿时,担心冬宫被冲击,伤害皇储而避走,留下守军镇压,切断沟通渠道。(此处不解,为什么二月革命时沙皇后不怕了?一直没有撤出?)
《无政府状态》:一战俄军最高统帅、拉普斯金虽然不是能人,甚至是佞人,但至少是沙皇的白手套。
《战争》:新时代的战争不仅仅靠士气,而是靠装备、后勤、经济;沙皇亲征,风险太大,正如太后所说,所有败绩都会直接归咎于他。果然,战场上,换帅后,败势不改,只消灭了沙皇在军中的声望。首都里,监国的沙皇后治国无方(其实怎么能让沙皇后有换首相的权力?),甚至被拉普斯金把持,罢工人数滚雪球。
《革命》:拉普斯金被贵族暗杀,片中说沙皇有了改革的机会,但沙皇只是按旧一套继续。其实拉普斯金被杀,到沙皇退位,不过数月。而且当时战争仍未结束,也不具备稳定的改革条件。
《有特殊用途的房子》:列宁对待敌人,是迅风之振秋叶 ,不管老叶还是嫩叶,连仆人都干掉了。
So I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here, and the girl behind the counter said, “Hiya! Are you having an awesome day?” Not, “How are you doing today?” No. “Are you having an So I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here, and the girl behind the counter said, “Hiya! Are you having an awesome day?” Not, “How are you doing today?” No. “Are you having an awesome day?” Which is pretty… shitty, because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, like if I’m not having an “awesome day,” suddenly I’m the negative one. Usually when people ask how I’m doing, the real answer is I’m doing shitty, but I can’t say I’m doing shitty because I don’t even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, “I’m doing shitty,” then they say, “Why? What’s wrong?” And I have to be like, “I don’t know, all of it?” So instead, when people ask how I’m doing, I usually say, “I am doing so great.” But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, “Well, today I’m actually allowed to feel shitty.” Today I have a good reason, so I said to her, “Well, my mom died,” and she immediately burst into tears. So now I have to comfort her, which is annoying, and meanwhile, there’s a line of people forming behind me who are all giving me these real judgy looks because I made the Jack in the Box girl cry. And she’s bawling, and she’s saying, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” and I’m like, “It’s fine. It’s fine.” I mean, it’s not fine but, you know, it’s… fine. And I would like to order a Double Jack Meal, and I’ve kinda got somewhere to be, so maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, huh? [inhales] And the girl apologizes again and she offers me a free churro with my meal. And as I’m leaving, I think, “I just got a free churro because my mom died.” No one ever tells you that when your mom dies, you get a free churro. [people murmuring] [clears throat] Anyway, I’m sorry, that’s not part of the… [clears throat] All right. Okay, here we go. Let’s do this. Here I am, BoJack Horseman, doing a eulogy, let’s go. Hey, piano man, can I get a, like an organ flourish? [organ plays] Nicely done. You know, I was a little worried I wouldn’t have the right accompaniment today. I guess it’s a good thing my mom was an organ donor! [rimshot plays] What happened to the organ? [horn ‘oogahs’] Okay, why just leave the comedy to the professionals? Okay? This is a funeral, sir, for my mother. Can you show a little respect? [trumpet whines] I’ll take it. Beatrice Horseman, who was she? What was her deal? Well, she was a horse. Uh, she was born in 1938. She died in 2018. One time, she went to a parade, and one time, she smoked an entire cigarette in one long inhale. I watched her do it. Truly a remarkable woman. [rustling] Lived a full life, that lady. Just, all the way to the end, which is, uh, now I guess. Really makes you think, though, huh? Life, right? Goes by, stuff happens. Then you die. Okay, well that’s my time, you’ve been great! Tip your waitress! No, I’m just kidding around, there’s no waitress. But seriously, that’s all I have to say about my mother. No point beating a dead horse, right? So… [inhales] Now what? I don’t know. Mom, you got any ideas? Anything? Mom? No? Nothing to contribute? Knock once if you’re proud of me. Can I just say how amazing it is to be in a room with my mother, and I can just talk and talk without her telling me to shut up and make her a drink? Hey, Mom, knock once if you think I should shut up. No? You sure? I mean, I don’t want to embarrass you by making this eulogy into a me-logy, so, seriously, if you wanted me to sit down and let someone else talk, just knock. I will not be offended. No? Your funeral. Sorry about the closed casket, by the way. She wanted an open casket, but uh, you know, she’s dead now, so who cares what she wanted? No, that sounds bad. I’m sorry. I-I think that if she could’ve seen what she looked like dead, she’d agree it’s better this way. She looked like this. [groaning] [mourners gasping] Kinda like a pissed-off toy dinosaur. The coroner couldn’t get her eyes closed, so now her face is forever frozen in a mask of tremendous horror and anguish. Or as my mom called it, Tuesday! Tuesday! My mom called it Tuesday. [woman coughs] Hey, Mom, what did you think of that joke? You like that? You never did care for my comedy. [clears throat] Here’s a story. When I was a teenager, I performed a comedy routine for my high school talent show. There was this, uh, cool jacket that I wanted to wear because I thought it would make me look like Albert Brooks. For months, I saved up for this jacket. But when I finally had enough, I went to the store and it was gone. They had just sold it to someone else. So, I went home and I told my mother, and she said, “Let that be a lesson. That’s the good that comes from wanting things.” She was really good at dispensing life lessons that always seemed to circle back to everything being my fault. But then, on the day of the talent show, my mother had a surprise for me. She had bought me the jacket. Even though she didn’t know how to say it, I know this meant that she loved me. Now that’s a good story about my mother. It’s not true, but it’s a good story, right? I stole it from an episode of Maude I saw when I was a kid, where she talks about her father. I remember when I saw it, thinking, “That’s the kind of story I want to tell about my parents when they die.” But I don’t have any stories like that. All I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes that’s what love is. But in real life, the big gesture isn’t enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. You can’t just screw everything up and then take a boat out into the ocean to save your best friend, or solve a mystery, and fly to Kansas. You need to do it every day, which is so… hard. When you’re a kid, you convince yourself that maybe the grand gesture could be enough, that even though your parents aren’t what you need them to be over and over and over again, at any moment, they might surprise you with something… wonderful. I kept waiting for that, the proof that even though my mother was a hard woman, deep down, she loved me and cared about me and wanted me to know that I made her life a little bit brighter. Even now, I find myself waiting. Hey, Mom, knock once if you love me and care about me and want me to know I made your life a little bit brighter. [owl chirping] My mother did not go gentle into that good night. She went clawing and fighting and thrashing, hence the face. [groaning] [mourners gasping] If you’d seen her, I swear to God the only thing you’d be thinking about right now is that I am nailing this impression. [woman clears her throat] [chairs squeak] I was in the hospital with her those last moments, and they were truly horrifying, full of nonsencial screams and cries, but there was this moment, this one instant of strange calm, where she looked in my direction and said, “I see you.” That’s the last thing she said to me. “I see you.” Not a statement of judgment or disappointment, just acceptance and the simple recognition of another person in a room. “Hello there. You are a person. And I see you.” Let me tell you, it’s a weird thing to feel at 54 years old, that for the first time in your life your mother sees you. It’s an odd realization that that’s the thing you’ve been missing, the only thing you wanted all along, to be seen. And it doesn’t feel like a relief, to finally be seen. It feels mean, like, “Oh, it turns out that you knew what I wanted, and you waited until the very last moment to give it to me.” I was prepared for more cruelty. I was sure that she would get in one final zinger about how I let her down, and about how I was fat and stupid and too tall to be an effective Lindy-hopper. How I was needy and a burden and an embarrassment—all that I was ready for. I was not ready for “I see you.” Only my mother would be lousy enough to swipe me with a moment of connection on her way out. But maybe I’m giving her too much credit. Maybe it wasn’t about connection. Maybe it was a… maybe it was an “I see you,” like, uh, “I see you.” Like, “You might have the rest of the world fooled, but I know exactly who you are.” That’s more my mom’s speed. Or maybe she just literally meant “I see you. You are an object that has entered my field of vision.” She was pretty out of it at the end, so maybe it’s dumb to try to attribute it to anything. [woman sighs] Back in the 90s, I was in a very famous TV show called Horsin’ Around. [man coughs] Please hold your applause. And I remember one time, a fan asked me, “Hey, um, you know that episode where the horse has to give Ethan a pep talk after Ethan finds out his crush only asked him to the dance because her friends were having a dorkiest date contest? In all the shots of the horse, you can see a paper coffee cup on the kitchen counter, but in the shots of Ethan, the coffee cup’s missing. Was that because the show was making a statement about the fluctuant subjectivity of memory and how even two people can experience the same moment in entirely different ways?” And I didn’t have the heart to be, like, “No, man, some crew guy just left their coffee cup in the shot.” So instead, I was, like… “Yeah.” And maybe this is like that coffee cup. Maybe we’re dumb to try to pin significance onto every little thing. Maybe when someone says, “I see you,” it just means, “I see you.” Then again, it’s possible she wasn’t even talking to me because, if I’m being honest, she wasn’t really looking at me. She was looking just past me. There was nobody else in the room, so I want to think she was talking to me, but, honestly, she was so far gone at that point, who knows what she was seeing? Who were you talking to, Mom? [sighs] Not saying, huh? Staying mum? No rimshot there? God, whatever I’m paying you, it’s too much. Maybe she saw my dad. My dad died about ten years ago of injuries he sustained during a duel. When your father dies, you ask yourself a lot of questions. Questions like, “Wait, did you say he died in a duel?” and “Who dies in a duel?” The whole thing was so stupid. Dad spent his entire life writing this book, but he couldn’t get any stores to carry it or any newspapers to review it. Finally, I guess this one newspaper thought he was pretty hilarious, because they ran a review and tore him to shreds. So my father, ever the proud Mary, decided he would not stand for this besmirchment of his honor. He claimed the critic didn’t understand what it meant to be a man, so he demanded satisfaction in the form of pistols at dawn. He wrote the paper this letter, saying anyone who didn’t like his book, he would challenge to a duel, anyone in the world. He’d even pay for airfare to San Francisco and a night in a hotel. Well, eventually this found its way to some kook in Montana, who was as batshit as he was and took him up on the offer. They met at Golden Gate Park and agreed: ten paces, then shoot. But in the middle of the ten paces, Dad turned to ask the guy if he’d actually read the book and what he thought, but, not looking where he was going, tripped over an exposed root and bashed his head on a rock. [murmur] I wish I’d known to go to Jack in the Box then. Maybe I could have gotten a free churro. It would’ve been nice to have something to show for being the son of Butterscotch Horseman. My darling mother gave the eulogy. My entire life I never heard her say a kind word to or about my father, but at his funeral she said, “My husband is dead, and everything is worse now.” “My husband is dead, and everything is worse now.” I don’t know why she said that. Maybe she felt like that’s the kind of thing you’re supposed to say at a funeral. Maybe she hoped one day someone would say that about her. “My mother is dead, and everything is worse now.” Or maybe she knew that he had frittered away all her inheritance, and replaced it with crippling debt, which is a pretty shitty thing to leave your widow with. “Bad news, you lost a husband, but don’t worry, you also lost the house!” Maybe Mom knew she’d have to sell all her fancy jewelry and move into a home. Maybe that’s what she meant by “everything is worse now.” Is that what you meant, Mom? I gotta say, I’m really carrying this double act. At least with Penn and Teller, the quiet one does card tricks. Hey, piano man, when I say something funny to my mom, how about you give me one of those rimshots? [rimshot plays] Yeah, but not now. When I say something funny. Like, okay. What’s the difference between my mother and a disruptive expulsion of germs? One’s a coughin’ fit and the other fits a coffin! That’s an example of a funny thing. [rimshot plays] Thank you. Let’s try again. Hey, Mom. What’s the difference between my mother and a bunch of Easter eggs? One gets carried in a basket, the other gets buried in a casket! [rimshot plays] Ready for one more? Last one. What’s the difference between a first-year lit major and my mother, Beatrice Horseman? One is decently read, and the other’s a huge bitch! [woman gasps] [murmurs] Yeah, might have gone a little too far with that one. That one might’ve been a little too “my mom’s a huge bitch” for the room. I’m sorry, Mother. You’re not a huge bitch. You were a huge bitch… and now you’re dead. [woman sighs] You know, the first time I ever performed in front of an audience, it actually was, uh, with my mom. She used to put on these shows with her supper club in the living room and she used to make… [inhales] She used to make me sing “The Lollipop Song.” [organ playing tune] Those parties, they were really something. There were skits and magic acts, and ethnically insensitive vaudeville routines, and the big finale was always a dance my mother did. She had this beautiful dress that she only brought out for these parties, and she did this incredible number. It was so beautiful and sad. Dad hated the parties. He’d lock himself in the study, and bang on the walls for us to keep it down, but he always came out to see Mom dance. He’d linger in the doorway, scotch in hand, and watch in awe, as this cynical, despicable woman he married… took flight. And as a child who was completely terrified of both my parents, I was always aware that this moment of grace, it meant something. We understood each other in a way. Me and my mom and my dad, as screwed up as we all were, we did understand each other. My mother, she knew what it’s like to feel your entire life like you’re drowning, with the exception of these moments, these very rare, brief instances, in which you suddenly remember… you can swim. [flashback] [partygoers laughing] [classical music playing] But then again, mostly not. Mostly you’re drowning. She understood that, too. And she recognized that I understood it. And Dad. All three of us were drowning, and we didn’t know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together. And I would like to think that that’s what she meant when we were in the hospital and she said, “I see you.” You know, the weird thing about both your parents being dead is it means that you’re next. I mean, you know, obviously it’s not like there’s a waitlist for dying. Any one of us could get run over by a Snapchatting teen at any moment. And you would think that knowing that would make us more adventurous, and kind, and forgiving. But it makes us small, and stupid, and petty. I actually had a near-death experience recently. A stunt went bad and I fell off a building. I’m an actor, I do my own stunts. I’m on this new show Philbert. I’m Philbert. Star of the show. It hasn’t come out yet, but it’s already getting Emmy buzz. Oh, speaking of buzz… [inhales] I’m supposed to take two of these every morning, but my days are so screwed up ‘cause of the shooting schedule, I don’t even know what morning means anymore. There’s a joke in there somewhere, about a guy who’s been to so many funerals, he doesn’t even know what mourning means anymore. Let you guys figure that one out for yourselves. [gulps] Anyway, you know what I thought, when I was falling off the building and I went into panic mode? The last thing that my stupid brain could come up with before I died? “Won’t they be sorry.” Cool thought, brain. [rimshot plays] No, that wasn’t… would you just… dial it back, all right? I don’t even know what “they” I wanted to be sorry. My mom, even before she died, could barely remember who I was. And of course, my dad’s dead. The last conversation I ever had with him was about his novel. He was so certain this book was his legacy. Maybe he thought it would vindicate him for all the shitty things he ever did in his stupid worthless life. Maybe it did, I don’t know. I never read it, because why would I give him that? I used to be on this TV show called Horsin’ Around. Seriously, though, hold your applause. [man coughs] Well held. It was written by my friend Herb Kazzaz, who’s also dead now, and it starred this little girl named Sarah Lynn. And it was about these orphans. And early on, the network had a note, “Maybe don’t mention they’re orphans so much, because audiences tend to find orphans sad and not relatable.” But I never thought that the orphans were sad. I-I always thought they were lucky, because they could imagine their parents to be anything they wanted. They had something to long for. Anyway, we did this one season finale, where Olivia’s birth mother comes to town. And she was a junkie, but she’s gotten herself cleaned up, and she wants to be in Olivia’s life again. And of course, she’s like a perfect grown-up version of Olivia, and they go to the mall together and get her ears pierced like she’s always wanted and—sorry, spoiler alert for the season six finale of Horsin’ Around, if you’re still working your way through it. Anyway, the horse tries to warn her, “Be careful, moms have a way of letting you down.” But Olivia just thinks the horse is jealous, and when the mom says she’s moving to California, Olivia decides to go with her. And the network really juiced the cliffhanger: “Is Olivia gone for good?” But of course, because it’s a TV show, she was not gone for good. Of course, because it’s a TV show, Olivia’s mother had a relapse and had to go back to rehab, so Olivia had to hitchhike all the way home, getting rides from Mr. T, Alf, and the cast of Stomp. Of course, that’s what happened. Because, what are you gonna do, just not have Olivia on the show? You can’t have happy endings in sitcoms, not really, because, if everyone’s happy, the show would be over, and above all else, the show… has to keep going. There’s always more show. And you can call Horsin’ Around dumb, or bad, or unrealistic, but there is nothing more realistic than that. You never get a happy ending, ‘cause there’s always more show. I guess until there isn’t. [chuckles] My mom would hate it if she knew that I spent so much time at her funeral talking about my old TV show. Or maybe she’d think it was funny that her idiot son couldn’t even do this right. Who knows? She left no instructions for what she wanted me to say. All I know is she wanted an open casket, and her idiot son couldn’t even do that right. I’m not gonna stand up here and pretend I ever understood how to please that woman, even though so much of my life has been wasted in vain attempts to figure it out. But I keep going back to that moment in the ICU when she looked at me, and… “I-C-U.” “I… see… you.” Jesus Christ, we were in the intensive care unit. She was just reading a sign. My mom died and all I got was this free churro. You know the shittiest thing about all of this? Is when that stranger behind the counter gave me that free churro, that small act of kindness showed more compassion than my mother gave me her entire goddamn life. Like, how hard is it to do something nice for a person? This woman at the Jack in the Box didn’t even know me. I’m your son! All I had was you! [inhales] I have this friend. And right around when I first met her, her dad died, and I actually went with her to the funeral. And months later, she told me that she didn’t understand why she was still upset, because she never even liked her father. It made sense to me, because I went through the same thing when my dad died. And I’m going through the same thing now. You know what it’s like? It’s like that show Becker, you know, with Ted Danson? I watched the entire run of that show, hoping that it would get better, and it never did. It had all the right pieces, but it just—it couldn’t put them together. And when it got canceled, I was really bummed out, not because I liked the show, but because I knew it could be so much better, and now it never would be. And that’s what losing a parent is like. It’s like Becker. Suddenly, you realize you’ll never have the good relationship you wanted, and as long as they were alive, even though you’d never admit it, part of you, the stupidest goddamn part of you, was still holding on to that chance. And you didn’t even realize it until that chance went away. My mother is dead, and everything is worse now, because now I know I will never have a mother who looks at me from across a room and says, “BoJack Horseman, I see you.” But I guess it’s good to know. It’s good to know that there is nobody looking out for me, that there never was, and there never will be. No, it’s good to know that I am the only one that I can depend on. And I know that now and it’s good. It’s good that I know that. So… it’s good my mother is dead. [gulps, sighs] Well. No point beating a dead horse. Beatrice Horseman was born in 1938, and she died in 2018, and I have no idea… what she wanted. Unless she just wanted what we all want… to be seen. Is this Funeral Parlor B? —— from Reddit
Deadshot这是男主待遇啊
但是每次出任务都要重新装一遍炸弹?脖子没问题?
我靠铜斑蛇居然恶意卖萌??
这队人感觉会是个喜剧
妈的真的成了公路旅行??
还以为是巨化女,结果是新角色……还有个是三明治的女儿吧
但是死射和沃勒是不是也太亲热了点??
所有人都介绍下背景真是体贴(。
三明治这次不站在
Deadshot这是男主待遇啊
但是每次出任务都要重新装一遍炸弹?脖子没问题?
我靠铜斑蛇居然恶意卖萌??
这队人感觉会是个喜剧
妈的真的成了公路旅行??
还以为是巨化女,结果是新角色……还有个是三明治的女儿吧
但是死射和沃勒是不是也太亲热了点??
所有人都介绍下背景真是体贴(。
三明治这次不站在伟人身边,直接用化名了哈?不老不死怎么解释?
而且在这个有希腊神等等的宇宙里讨论起天堂地狱来很尴尬唉,你们要不要先划个辖区谁归谁?
啊,姬佬
居然还是天启星的女人,这个应该也不归地球神管吧?盾上的图案像是哪个灯的
啥天启人不防弹的吗?
还以为他们准备纯靠电梯的自动锁定呢
闺女居然都上大学了,时间过得真快哈
我也想知道这个突然的回忆杀是干嘛
这俩货也是防高血厚了……
怎么觉得死射越来越白了……虽然他好像本来就是白的
居然没死,就说天启人血条没那么短
对付音波系的第一时间就应该封嘴啊
如果这炸弹这么容易搞出来,之前怎么就没人动手??
刚想吐槽这都能全身而退就倒了一个(。
以这个减员速度这片子拍不了太多部啊
话说三明治不是能自愈的吗?这么大个疤什么鬼?也不怕排异?
蝙蝠刷了一次存在,但这居然还有脑子能用?!
啊哈看起来是老太爷,explains a lot
但是就算这样了还去换了件衣服
这重复镜头太偷懒了,用了三遍有没有?
直男之爱(。
但是这卡用掉了都不带标注一下的?太坑了吧!
骚包的红色敞篷哈,知道的你是来看女儿,不知道的还以为你来把妹
旅行者号,是科学理性和人类情感的结晶。金唱片带着科学家们极致的浪漫,奔向世界尽头与冷酷仙境。星辰大海是它的征途,也是我们的诗和远方。
旅行者号,也是一份饱含心血和幸运的奇迹礼物。不仅因为它搭乘的引力快车是 176 年一遇的特殊行星排列,更因为它发射在挑战者号失事前的 70 年代。这是由想象力和探索欲驱动的冒险之旅。
旅行者号,是科学理性和人类情感的结晶。金唱片带着科学家们极致的浪漫,奔向世界尽头与冷酷仙境。星辰大海是它的征途,也是我们的诗和远方。
旅行者号,也是一份饱含心血和幸运的奇迹礼物。不仅因为它搭乘的引力快车是 176 年一遇的特殊行星排列,更因为它发射在挑战者号失事前的 70 年代。这是由想象力和探索欲驱动的冒险之旅。
旅行者号,在远行前回头对太阳系的最后一瞥,拍下了一个不到 1 像素大小的小光点。它就像落在照片上的一粒灰尘,一不小心就会被拂掉,这是我们所有人居住和生活的地球,我们唯一的家。「All tragedies and achievements of our lives will be forgotten. The universe doesn't care about it. But at least one thing that we created will be out there. And who knows maybe one day, there is infinitely small chance, another being might find it and know about our existence. It is highly unlikely. But it is not impossible. And that small possibility give us hope.」
豆瓣网友说得不错:「50亿年后,当太阳系不复存在,旅行者还将在深空里漫游,等待被人发现,人类曾在渺小如微尘的地球上存在过。这或许是人类做过的最浪漫的壮举了。」而在更遥远的未来,这可能是我们曾经存在过的唯一证据。Go voyager!
其实一直对Tfboys不粉不黑,不,准确的来说有点路人黑,之前大学室友有两个都疯狂迷恋这个组合,那时候其实就很无语,小屁孩有什么好追的,而且孩子就应该在校园里开开心心地长大,那么早熏陶在社会功名利禄里太不好了。对他们三个也是傻傻分不清。
开始对易烊千玺有印象是在前几天看的《幻乐之城》上,他是四个唱演人中的最后一个,所以出场很晚。其他几个嘉宾都不停地强调节目难度很大,很紧张,笑着说
其实一直对Tfboys不粉不黑,不,准确的来说有点路人黑,之前大学室友有两个都疯狂迷恋这个组合,那时候其实就很无语,小屁孩有什么好追的,而且孩子就应该在校园里开开心心地长大,那么早熏陶在社会功名利禄里太不好了。对他们三个也是傻傻分不清。
开始对易烊千玺有印象是在前几天看的《幻乐之城》上,他是四个唱演人中的最后一个,所以出场很晚。其他几个嘉宾都不停地强调节目难度很大,很紧张,笑着说努力拼一把。只有他,全程都很严肃,基本不笑,肉眼可以看出他是真的很紧张,很重视。
当时有些惊讶,不明白为什么他会那么明显的紧张,毕竟年少成名,演出经历不计其数,数亿的粉丝不管你表现得多烂都会买账,这种情况下不是应该多些自大的桀骜不驯和胸有成竹吗?而且这种节目再没自信也应该笑对镜头,豁达表示结果不重要,浮夸捧场,这样才更容易赢得场内外观众和其他艺人粉丝的好感不是吗?
于是开始有点心疼他,有些担心,他究竟是多没准备。看到后面才知道因为高考他才彩排了一天,对自己要求严格,不希望因为自己的原因毁了大家的努力。万幸的是成功的演出让他得到了所有人的认可,但他也只是松了一口气,不再紧绷,却还是那么谦逊,带着被夸的不好意思和礼貌的笑,没有一丝骄傲自得。
今天因缘巧合看朋友推荐的《我的时代和我》纪录片,第一集就是易烊千玺。从进入高三的第一天开始记录,才开完开学典礼却意味着高中学习的校园生活已经结束,接着辗转在为生日演唱会的准备、拍戏、商业代言、高考的日夜颠倒中。看完之后就真的就粉上他了,不是颜,不是歌,也不是演技,纯粹只是因为人品性格。
虽然短短数个视频也不能真正判断一个人的性格,但他真的是一个非常积极努力的人。我以前很反感粉丝为自己的偶像洗白时说:你知道他(她)有多努力吗?但我现在真的很想对讨厌易烊千玺的人说:你知道他有多优秀吗?你知道他有多努力吗?你究竟讨厌他什么?努力不能成为洗白的工具,但绝对可以成为加分的项目,是值得学习的品质,有引领人向上的力量。
我是一个不追星的人,现在也不例外,但真的被易烊千玺震到了,对自己狠绝,对别人宽容。优秀的人还那么努力,我也一定要更加努力啊!这就是偶像应该起的作用吧。易烊千玺,你一定会越来越优秀的,会成为一个越来越好的偶像,但是希望你可以快乐一些,你已经做得很好了,可以对自己的要求更高,但希望你是快乐地追求更好的自己。
《我的时代和我》还没看完,记录真实,引发思考,没有调查就没有发言权,期待后续。
去年看的一部电影,今天才想起在豆瓣补一下影评,没什么特别有意义的内容,随便说说。
首先我也算是一个看过动画和漫画的原作党,我对这部真人电影的评价是:稍有不足,但整体流畅,值得一看!
我记得我那天几乎一整天都在看这部电影,毕竟期待了n久n久,动漫很喜欢,桥本环奈我也很喜欢,所以看到环奈要
去年看的一部电影,今天才想起在豆瓣补一下影评,没什么特别有意义的内容,随便说说。
首先我也算是一个看过动画和漫画的原作党,我对这部真人电影的评价是:稍有不足,但整体流畅,值得一看!
我记得我那天几乎一整天都在看这部电影,毕竟期待了n久n久,动漫很喜欢,桥本环奈我也很喜欢,所以看到环奈要出演辉夜大小姐的时候,激动的我一晚上在尖叫。
电影基本还原了动漫中部分有趣片段,还增加了一些原创情节来补充和推动剧情发展,电影还是会比动漫进展要快,两人后面果断告白kiss了。我其实蛮期待电影还原一下漫画中会长用气球告白的那段剧情,两人爱在心头口难开,只能用行动付出真的好棒咿呀!不过电影并没有这么做,毕竟耗时长。
看完有些意犹未尽,动漫中还有很多有意思的故事剧情不能一起拍出来真可惜,我主要是想多看看环奈演辉夜大小姐。(之前宣布第二季啦,期待!!)
不足处,摊开讲,我觉得医生的戏有些多余,我蛮不喜欢这个以烫嘴台词出名的搞笑演员(没记住名字),总觉得听他讲话很聒噪。
还有个争议的地方是说路人男抢了石上的戏,刚好是那段探病后的戏,看的时候的确有点不平衡,因为里面石上的戏真的好少,他是个很有趣的角色,演员演技也不错(人有点微胖),无奈没啥戏。不过这么设计估计也是为了让两方平衡吧,辉夜谈心找的是路人男女朋友,对应的,会长谈心就安排给路人男了。【石上你好惨】
电影中还有一个让我感觉不足的是书记,演员浅川梨奈。怎么说呢,我想导演真的只是单纯看中了她的胸器,这是最还原漫画的一部分,看了大半段终于露出来了。(我居然觉得泳装这一段是浅川梨奈演得最好最有趣最自然的一段……)
看了几个长评,都把导演的心思想表面了,成功落入导演精心编织的坑里。从主角吸毒去理解似乎很容易,但其实正是剧本的巧妙之处。两个世界一正一反,喻意是相通的。如同村上春树的世界尽头与冷酷仙境。
如果只看到第二层也无所谓,影片观感也及格了。明白了第三层,才会知道导演真正的用心之处和意图表达的核心。
看了几个长评,都把导演的心思想表面了,成功落入导演精心编织的坑里。从主角吸毒去理解似乎很容易,但其实正是剧本的巧妙之处。两个世界一正一反,喻意是相通的。如同村上春树的世界尽头与冷酷仙境。
如果只看到第二层也无所谓,影片观感也及格了。明白了第三层,才会知道导演真正的用心之处和意图表达的核心。
《法证先锋》里,感情戏写得很细腻的。高sir和梁小柔一开始并不对付,因为梁小柔误会高sir冷血无情,连亲爹都不照顾,甚至以为他想要毒杀瘫痪的妻子。小柔和古医生尝试在一起,交代小柔的性格和价值观,他们之间尝试磨合、靠近,但最终退回到朋友的位置。没有人做错事,只不过不合适。古医生是高sir的小舅子,住在同一个屋檐下,既是好友又是同事、亲人。也就是说高sir跟小柔一起,除了自己那关要过,还要放下心
《法证先锋》里,感情戏写得很细腻的。高sir和梁小柔一开始并不对付,因为梁小柔误会高sir冷血无情,连亲爹都不照顾,甚至以为他想要毒杀瘫痪的妻子。小柔和古医生尝试在一起,交代小柔的性格和价值观,他们之间尝试磨合、靠近,但最终退回到朋友的位置。没有人做错事,只不过不合适。古医生是高sir的小舅子,住在同一个屋檐下,既是好友又是同事、亲人。也就是说高sir跟小柔一起,除了自己那关要过,还要放下心理上的别扭。案件一件一件破,了解也一点一点加深。我们所看到的是高sir的专业、理智、体贴,以及对新感情出现时的避让。他忘不了古医生的姐姐。有一场他跟前女友吃饭的戏,写得特别高级。前女友也是医生,回国一段时间,对他还有感觉,但大家都是成年人,很多事不用说得那么明白。她借要不要回美国试探高sir,高sir建议她回去,婉转拒绝。再用食物和时间变化肯定内心的想法,表示时过境迁,他没有那个意思。饭吃完了,两个人散步回家,心事已了,没有人带着疑问离开。而高sir和小柔之间,帮他们捅破那层纸的是一杯加了迷药的酒。一个以为情到浓时,一个还摇摆不定。就,干脆上床好了,身体最诚实。女人啊,嘴硬是没有用的,最后,还是要看心里喜不喜欢。所以,停车场里,梁小柔对着那个想要动手动脚的男人,脱口而出,你没有他绅士。这里小柔的想法就是:受情伤后委屈自己,以为找个条件相当的人交往看看算了。但,她根本没有办法接受不爱的人。再后来,顺理成章,闹别扭也好,故意躲着也好,两家长辈故意撮合,有情人终成眷属。很多人不喜欢梁小柔的个性,太冲,太莽撞,有时候会因此做错误的判断。但这才是一个立体的人啊,写完美的人是没有办法推动故事发展的。我们可能某个时间会喜欢完美的人,但做完美的人多没意思啊。高sir喜欢的也是这样的小柔啊。欧阳胖胖太好了。爱他。
【第一层】
是书俊饰演的戏中戏。 映射的是书俊对小混混角色的共情。
【第一层】
是书俊饰演的戏中戏。 映射的是书俊对小混混角色的共情。
反正没人认识我的,我就直说了,这剧情就是**,全篇云里雾里。制作确实精良,然而并没有什么*用,国漫圈依旧是分不清自己的弱项在哪。
其实这也不是国漫的锅,整个“中国制造”面临的都是这个问题,就是剧情稀碎。要说清楚这点,就得从视频的本质入手,一部电影,一部电视剧,和一部动漫,他们的本质是相同的,就是在讲故事,只是他们的形式是有区别的,所以说故事,其实才是这些载体的核心,无论是你想
反正没人认识我的,我就直说了,这剧情就是**,全篇云里雾里。制作确实精良,然而并没有什么*用,国漫圈依旧是分不清自己的弱项在哪。
其实这也不是国漫的锅,整个“中国制造”面临的都是这个问题,就是剧情稀碎。要说清楚这点,就得从视频的本质入手,一部电影,一部电视剧,和一部动漫,他们的本质是相同的,就是在讲故事,只是他们的形式是有区别的,所以说故事,其实才是这些载体的核心,无论是你想表达恢弘的场景,细腻的情感,曲折的经历,实质上就是一种表达的过程。 为什么电视剧搞不过美剧?日剧?更甚者韩剧?因为他们的受众是都市里心态躁动的年轻人,所以他们的剧情多是放水,增加感情戏,让男主女主无 节操的搞事情,因为收视率告诉他们观众就爱看这个,所以他们也并不在意评分,更不在意剧情。 而电影也是如此,有相应的受众,自然有大量的无 节操 烂片,当然电影的情况更加复杂,毕竟只有90分钟的时长又当(剧情饱满)又立(人物生动)真的难度挺大,不亚于作家下场写作文,增一笔少一笔都是个人功力。
我理解国漫粉对中国动漫的期许,希望他越来越好,希望他高高的飞起来,可是啊,你们认真考虑一下这样的剧情这样的节奏,真的担得起国漫巅峰的称号吗?难道你们心心念念的国漫,最后的归宿只是拿钱堆砌出来的华美宫殿吗?
幸运的红色袜子,现在我不需要了。
你说的没错,我跟别人并没有不一样,我老是在逃跑,害怕跟别人比赛,害怕自己,害怕你,世界让我变得很软弱,我以为可以从缝隙里找到一个生存的方式,也许迎面而来的另一天会更好,更完美。
我想我唯一的幸运是这些软弱得到了包容。我没什么好抱怨的,虽然我说过很多任性的话,爱面子的比赛,你又赢了。
跟你在一起,我觉得我是一个幸福的人。我想
幸运的红色袜子,现在我不需要了。
你说的没错,我跟别人并没有不一样,我老是在逃跑,害怕跟别人比赛,害怕自己,害怕你,世界让我变得很软弱,我以为可以从缝隙里找到一个生存的方式,也许迎面而来的另一天会更好,更完美。
我想我唯一的幸运是这些软弱得到了包容。我没什么好抱怨的,虽然我说过很多任性的话,爱面子的比赛,你又赢了。
跟你在一起,我觉得我是一个幸福的人。我想重新来过,也许能成为一个更好的人,也许能和你更接近,更接近。
等待一分钟,让我追赶上你,拥抱你。一直在你身边。
你让我,很爱你。我们吵完了,对吧?
对不起。
对不起。
最后改变了什么,什么没变呢?“揭开的盖子”又被放回去了吗?安全的幸福和日光消毒怎么样了呢?最后的结尾比较仓促,很多事情没有交代清楚。(当然有可能是开放式结局)
主题很新颖,不过元素很杂,很难把它们梳理自洽。另外男女主角的角色刻画也稍显平面刻意。在铺垫最后多方力量争夺学校上,稍显仓促,前几集还是在叙述日常生活,
最后改变了什么,什么没变呢?“揭开的盖子”又被放回去了吗?安全的幸福和日光消毒怎么样了呢?最后的结尾比较仓促,很多事情没有交代清楚。(当然有可能是开放式结局)
主题很新颖,不过元素很杂,很难把它们梳理自洽。另外男女主角的角色刻画也稍显平面刻意。在铺垫最后多方力量争夺学校上,稍显仓促,前几集还是在叙述日常生活,最后突然“突入主线”,最后的结局还是模棱两可的。
可能由于剧集的限制,哪天去看看原著,或许会更加完整~
不知道怎么说,这部电影里布宜诺斯艾利斯,1971年。Carlitos是个17岁的青少年。他拥有常人难以抗拒的天使般的面庞。不论他想得到什么,他总能心想事成。在学校,他与Ramon不期而遇。两人组成了魅力难当的美男二人组。他们很快踏上了一条以偷盗、谎言,甚至杀戮组成的堕落之路,而这只是他们表达自我的一种方式。我没办法去评价他们。
但是影片中有一个镜头我很喜欢,就是卡洛斯独自坐在车厢
不知道怎么说,这部电影里布宜诺斯艾利斯,1971年。Carlitos是个17岁的青少年。他拥有常人难以抗拒的天使般的面庞。不论他想得到什么,他总能心想事成。在学校,他与Ramon不期而遇。两人组成了魅力难当的美男二人组。他们很快踏上了一条以偷盗、谎言,甚至杀戮组成的堕落之路,而这只是他们表达自我的一种方式。我没办法去评价他们。
但是影片中有一个镜头我很喜欢,就是卡洛斯独自坐在车厢里流泪的画面。我想他流泪并不是因为悔恨,也并不是他对自己做的一切的忏悔。
??“恋爱的感觉,无非是两句话:重温童年的美好,修正童年的错误”?? “通常我们所歌颂的爱情,其实大多数是:你就是我,我就是你,我们两人宛如一体”???? “当爱情走到这样一个阶段的时候,或许才是最踏实,最真切的爱:接受了那个真实的人,终于感受到,以自己的真实存在,与对方的真实存在相处而生出的爱。”???? “我是我,你是你,但我们在一起,并且真的感觉到我应该和你在一起”?? 存在“正确先生
??“恋爱的感觉,无非是两句话:重温童年的美好,修正童年的错误”?? “通常我们所歌颂的爱情,其实大多数是:你就是我,我就是你,我们两人宛如一体”???? “当爱情走到这样一个阶段的时候,或许才是最踏实,最真切的爱:接受了那个真实的人,终于感受到,以自己的真实存在,与对方的真实存在相处而生出的爱。”???? “我是我,你是你,但我们在一起,并且真的感觉到我应该和你在一起”?? 存在“正确先生”or“正确小姐”的概率是极小的,在我看来,爱情里的热情是会减淡的,但这都不是问题,如果彼此都具有“学习性”的人格,也即通常我们所说的人品好,那么这段爱情我相信是能够走得更长远的。?? 这部剧还让我意识到一点,缘分确实是奇妙的,当爱情来敲门的时候,身边的事与人也都在帮助你。
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个人自用非影评剧透勿看
清末百姓经常见鬼苏察哈尔灿也经常梦到巨人砸民房追赶自己
苏乞儿奉旨乞讨老婆如霜SM九门提督富察是苏乞儿的叔叔让苏乞儿帮助查闹鬼案苏乞儿带富察到青楼被如霜发现
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刹九州跪求苏乞儿说自己师弟要对付苏灿揽苏灿帮助自己刹九州与苏灿对付鬼脸刹九州杀了鬼脸富察带刹九州见皇帝刹九州为皇帝治病成为心腹
刹九州找到苏灿告诉他十年前苏灿与自己师兄争夺武状元师兄中毒身亡刹九州使用幻术苏灿腿被打折官府突袭丐帮如霜被杀富察去见皇帝被阻挡
大街上苏灿终日喝酒一蹶不振被混混往脸上尿尿苏灿遇到一乞丐教他醉拳腿也恢复了
刹九州的教徒砸摊子收保护费皇帝被软禁苏灿前来用醉拳打败刹九州刹九州使用幻术变为如霜打伤苏灿苏灿振作杀了刹九州
大街上苏灿打了破产的混混报仇见到施舍给自己馒头的如霜
优点:整部戏动作戏挺多,打得也可以。
缺点:1、整个故事杂合的很多,少林寺、朝廷、白莲教、天地会、吴三桂。但没有把各自的特点表现出来,都是些卖主求荣之辈。朝廷没有剿灭残余势力的决心,白莲教没有起义的架构,天地会更是卖主求荣,没有信念,最后还牵扯出来吴三桂。
2、方世玉好歹一代宗师,这里
优点:整部戏动作戏挺多,打得也可以。
缺点:1、整个故事杂合的很多,少林寺、朝廷、白莲教、天地会、吴三桂。但没有把各自的特点表现出来,都是些卖主求荣之辈。朝廷没有剿灭残余势力的决心,白莲教没有起义的架构,天地会更是卖主求荣,没有信念,最后还牵扯出来吴三桂。
2、方世玉好歹一代宗师,这里就成了打酱油的。
3、两个女生一言不合就吃醋,剧情太过狗血。
4、前面的剧情其实可以,但要把故事讲完的时候,就没有剧情了,全凭一个生搬硬套的场景打打杀杀,没有讲好。所以打得死去活来,却没有那种劫后余生的悲壮和黎明之后重现光明的感觉。所以整个故事就感觉讲了一半要睡觉了,把坏人打赢了就玩、完了。
5、人物设定太过套路,而且白莲教设计得太弱了(好歹后面还起义了)。