But now I get to show you I’m the best tour guide in the world, man.
I’ll tell you everything there is to know about this lovely little hamlet know as Alphabet City.
Okay, the A in Avenue A stands for ‘‘Asking’’, as in, ‘’You’re asking for it.’’
The B stands for ‘’Buddy, watch your back.’’
The C stands for ‘’Crazy.’’
As in, ‘’Are you fucking crazy?’’
And D is for ‘’Dude, you are dead.’’