全网唯一把剧情结尾的那段disclaimers全文摘抄下来的。

最后那段只显示了一半，费了半天劲儿才猜出来staycations。

今天恰逢我跟我partner 认识9周年纪念，共勉。

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE HEARTACHE, IRRITABILITY, STRESS, NERVOUSNESS, SNUGGLES,RESTLESS SLEEP, DIZZINESS, ELATION, SHARING FRENCH FRIES, DEFLATION, WEIGHT GAIN,BABYTALK, BABIES, SUDDEN MOOD CHANGES, HOLIDAYS AT THE IN-LWS, SLEEPING ON THE COUCH,GAME NIGHT, WARM FUZZIES, FINANCIAL WOES, HAWAII, NECK KISSES, NETFLIX AND CHILL,GENTLE CARESSES, BUTTERFLIES, SELF MEDICATION, ROLE PLAYING, UNEASY STOMACH,ADORABLE PET NAMES, ANNOYING PET NAMES, CUTTING CARBS, SNEAKING A DONUT,MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL, 90 DAY FIANCE, LAUGHING UNTIL YOU CRY, CRYING UNTIL YOU LAUGH,NEW PUPPIES. OLD DOGS. FUR BABIES. BECOMING A DAD. DAD JOKES. DAD BOD.HOT YOGA. COLD SHOWERS. TEXTING. SEXTING. NEGGING. SPOONING. CHINESE TAKE OUT.TANDEM BIKE RIDES. TAKING EVERY ONLINE RELATIONSHIP QUIZ. NEVER BEING RIGHT AGAIN.SHARING CROSSWORD PUZZLES. SHARING ONE TOOTHBRUSH. LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN,FIGHTING OVER THE REMOTE. MANSCAPING. WAXING YOUR BUSINESS. MORNING BREATH.BACK RUBS. FOOT RUBS. RUB AND TUGS. IN-LAWS. EX-LAWS. SMILE LINES. WORKING OVERTIME.MORTGAGES. TAXES, RIDING THE FERRIS WHEEL, FUNNEL CAKE, ADELE, PICNICS, CHECKING FOR TICKS, WEDDINGS, DIVORCES, TACO TUESDAYS, LAMAZE CLASS, COUPLES MASSAGE, MIGRAINES, MATCHING SWEATERS, MATCHING HEADSTONES, KARAOKE NIGHTS, FEAR OF COMMITMENT, FEAR OF FAILURE, GROWING TOGETHER, GROWING APART, COURTESY LAUGHS, STAYCATIONS, LEARNING TO SNOWBOARD, LIVING THE DREAM.

副作用可能包括心跳，烦躁，压力，紧张，紧张，放松睡眠，头晕，头晕，兴高采烈，分享法式炸薯条，偏转，体重增加，婴儿滑水，婴儿，突如其来的变化，休假，休假游戏之夜，温暖的模糊感，财务状况，夏威夷，领结，NETFLIX and chilling，温柔的关怀，黄油，自用药，角色扮演，不愉快的口气，可口的宠物名字，令人讨厌的宠物名字，节食，偷偷吃donut，周一晚上看球，90天未婚夫，大笑到哭，哭到大笑，新小狗。老狗。毛毛的婴儿。成为爸爸。爸爸笑话，爸爸的身材，瑜伽。冷淋浴。发短信。正在发送。 GG。欺骗。中餐外卖。双人自行车游。进行每个在线关系测验。再也不会正确。共享填字游戏拼图。共享一个牙刷。放下马桶，抢遥控器。脱毛。打蜡脱毛。口臭。按摩后背。按摩脚掌。擦和拖。岳父岳母。。微笑线。加班。抵押税，骑摩天轮，漏斗蛋糕，阿黛尔，野餐，检查滴答声，婚礼，离婚，塔哥星期二，拉马兹课，夫妇按摩，偏头痛，配对毛衣，配对头巾，恐惧症，恐惧症一起成长，成长的公寓，礼貌的笑容，国内的旅游，学习雪板，生活的梦想。