开场这个宣传彩票的主持人太搞了,本山大叔附体,东北人是不是都是这么幽默啊,哈哈
开场这个宣传彩票的主持人太搞了,本山大叔附体,东北人是不是都是这么幽默啊,哈哈
按理来讲,这部电影的总体评分其实还算公正,在下私心多给了一点点。
观感就是,表哥做导演跟他当年做演员一样,都是合格的,中规中矩的,不起眼却永远不跳戏的。
我有很多不够满意的地方,但竟然各个方面都能让我感到是一部及格的片子——流浪地球那种在我心里9分往上的片子,也有一个我恨不得一把从屏幕
按理来讲,这部电影的总体评分其实还算公正,在下私心多给了一点点。
观感就是,表哥做导演跟他当年做演员一样,都是合格的,中规中矩的,不起眼却永远不跳戏的。
我有很多不够满意的地方,但竟然各个方面都能让我感到是一部及格的片子——流浪地球那种在我心里9分往上的片子,也有一个我恨不得一把从屏幕里拎出来甩地上的女主角,这部片子就没有这种短板的情况,哪怕是相对演技最弱的肥猫的那个助手也有个及格分。
剪辑节奏有的时候过于紧凑,有的时候又过于松垮,但是及格了;
龙哥那张脸不如当年帅气,但仍然萌萌的很可爱,及格了;
吴耀汉先生这是我看他的第一部戏,真是不跳戏很合格的演员,但是不够可爱没有个人魅力(所以很难演喜剧演红,喜剧演员第一就是要可爱),及格了;
乱七八糟尴尬的小桥段,及格了;
灰头土脸的服化道,及格了;
跳跃性稍强又稍显荒谬的逻辑链,在及格的边缘摇摇欲坠;
终于有个能帮着龙哥打架的媳妇了(男的那个不算),还有可爱的小姑娘,这都是加分项。
好吧,表哥,及格了。
这部戏据说抄袭了一部外国电影的剧本,但里面还是透露出很多表哥特有的细腻和小细节来。当年他做演员的时候也是这样,他的大表情不显山露水,小表情一直是很给力的,但是很少有人细细地去看他。
这部电影也是这个问题,明明很用心很细致,但是看着毫不起眼,票房也不理想,后面的观众也很少有人细细地去看它。好不容易有个像笔者一样细细地看的——看完了反而更嫌弃了,你就不能再加把劲用点功,把剧本再好好磨一磨,把你的镜头好好调一调,龙哥像个憨憨的时候给他一撇子让他支棱一点,喜剧的气氛再欢快一点。
话说回来,个人认为,他们哥几个导演作品多少都有点扑街的情况在于吃了文化的亏,脑洞不够那几个名导清奇,画面感没有那几个名导强。论人品和作品三观,一个一个的真的都不错~在演艺圈里人品贵重,真是太难得了。
人们对于战争和战士最朴素的愿望就是战士历经生死,终能踏上返乡的路途,硝烟远去,已望见家乡的炊烟,娶妻生子,奉养老人,从此过上平静的生活。
可我们的战士还不能卸甲。
组织上的一个决定,就得远赴千里之外的陌生地域,是的,当时的全中国缺干部缺人才到了极致,甚至不得不留用大量的果党果府旧人。<
人们对于战争和战士最朴素的愿望就是战士历经生死,终能踏上返乡的路途,硝烟远去,已望见家乡的炊烟,娶妻生子,奉养老人,从此过上平静的生活。
可我们的战士还不能卸甲。
组织上的一个决定,就得远赴千里之外的陌生地域,是的,当时的全中国缺干部缺人才到了极致,甚至不得不留用大量的果党果府旧人。
从一个被战乱、殖民、寄生接济祸害百年的基础上建设中国谈何容易?从一个几千年小农经济的基础上建设一个工业化的现代国家谈何容易?
张富清,这样一个退伍军人带着新婚妻子从家乡陕西洋县来到了湖北,开始了三十多年的建设生涯。
剧中展现了那个年代一个优秀的基层干部是如何做好工作的(注意,不是什么官场智慧):
1.真正和群众生活在一起,生产在一起。只有这样,才能真正和群众建立血肉联系,获得群众信服,也能从群众哪里获取鲜活的经验和信息,避免盲目决策。
2.自己干在前面,有坚定的目标,积极处理面对的困难,遇到利益取舍,把自己考虑到后面。先锋不是说出来的,是做出来的。
3.对群众有强烈的同理心和责任心,从解决群众最迫切的需求着手。
该剧集展现了张富清带领干部群众修小水电、挂壁公路那种筚路蓝缕的创业历程,那种干群一起劳动、齐心协力改造山河的坚韧和气冲霄汉的自信。这其实是前三十年的重要历史的浓缩。旧中国的落后的农业生产水平怎么改变?怎么供养众多脱离了农业生产的现代化建设群体?靠上千年的小农经济么?发挥合作和规模优势,密集投入劳动,改良农业生产所需要的土肥水种,实现农业生产力的进步是唯一可行的办法,有了小水库,可以发电、灌溉了;有了路,先进的技术和装备可以流通了,闭塞的状态被打破了,农民的视野不会被封闭了。
剧中也表现了张富清一家人的人性冲突,要求妻子退职、要求儿子退出招工指标竞争(即便是单纯从能力的角度公平竞争,张富清也认识到干部子弟身份给儿子带来的潜在优势)、长期不能照顾家人(母亲去世未能奔丧、大女儿罹患脑膜炎得不到好的救治,这是最催泪的地方)。很多人可能会觉得这样太没有“人性”了,可是如果干部对自己对家人太有“人性”是什么后果,我们看到了。张富清不是一个冷冰冰的人,对群众他是充满人性关怀的(尤其让我感动的是他对烈属老奶奶的照顾)。笔者想到,有一个人也是这样充满了人性,他会要求从国外回来的儿子先去当农民学种地,举国之战的时候儿子先报名。人前,他坚强无畏被倚为泰山,只到他去世很久,人们才知道,他曾多次独自在深夜里抚摸着战死儿子的生前衣服。
张富清为什么会这样?他是一个解放战士,经历过无数血战,他是战斗英雄,但他说过一句话,他不是仅仅为了自己而活,也是为了那些牺牲的战友而活。建立新中国死了多少人?有谁认真想过?他是想过这个问题的。
当然了,不是所有干部都是张富清这样的,对于干部们应该不应该缺乏点“人性”,这就是一个大问题了。
毕业季说分手的案例不在少数。不用过多久,广大学子就将迎来人生中最重要的一个转折点:毕业。找工作、选择未来发展的城市等事足以让初出茅庐的毕业生们焦头烂额,而另一个广泛存在于毕业生中间的“诅咒”更是火上浇油,那就是毕业分手的魔咒。
这部剧里的女主和男友钱绍枫,却打破了这一魔咒,完美的演绎了毕业不分手。
这对CP我站定了,非常看好。
毕业季说分手的案例不在少数。不用过多久,广大学子就将迎来人生中最重要的一个转折点:毕业。找工作、选择未来发展的城市等事足以让初出茅庐的毕业生们焦头烂额,而另一个广泛存在于毕业生中间的“诅咒”更是火上浇油,那就是毕业分手的魔咒。
这部剧里的女主和男友钱绍枫,却打破了这一魔咒,完美的演绎了毕业不分手。
这对CP我站定了,非常看好。
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《侏罗纪世界3》的结尾被人吐槽了,因为最后的打戏,竟然是人家恐龙间的内斗!如此一来,作为人类的观众,感觉好泄气啊。其实像这种大恐龙、大鲨鱼、大猿猴、大蜘蛛、大异形等怪兽影片,观众想看的,一方面是怪兽对“低等生物”的虐杀,另一方面也想看看虽然力量低 文/满囤儿 《侏罗纪世界3》的结尾被人吐槽了,因为最后的打戏,竟然是人家恐龙间的内斗!如此一来,作为人类的观众,感觉好泄气啊。其实像这种大恐龙、大鲨鱼、大猿猴、大蜘蛛、大异形等怪兽影片,观众想看的,一方面是怪兽对“低等生物”的虐杀,另一方面也想看看虽然力量低等,但智慧高等的人类,面对这样的险境,如何逃生甚至如何反杀。 原本看邓家佳的新剧结果邓家佳出来几分钟啊这是?你要早说李梦是女主我连第一集都不会看!我很无语。。。虽然李梦耍大牌,但也不会上升的角色。之前看隐秘的角落,就觉得这个演员演的神经兮兮的,不过跟角色也算是符合。这演的是police!我的亲导演!演技太尴尬了吧……看得我浑身不适,应该庆幸这是个悬疑片。。 原本看邓家佳的新剧结果邓家佳出来几分钟啊这是?你要早说李梦是女主我连第一集都不会看!我很无语。。。虽然李梦耍大牌,但也不会上升的角色。之前看隐秘的角落,就觉得这个演员演的神经兮兮的,不过跟角色也算是符合。这演的是police!我的亲导演!演技太尴尬了吧……看得我浑身不适,应该庆幸这是个悬疑片。。 狗血的内容,抓马的剧情,这是什么狗东西?京剧不是在清朝才传入中国吗?现在才哪儿跟哪儿啊,女主角好歹是官家小姐,就不能矜持一点吗,而且,你们怎么又找古偶丑男来演古装剧,不辣眼睛吗?看到有些人说,这部剧是一步轻喜剧,我看不出来他哪轻喜了,拍剧得尊重一下历史,还择君记,不如改名叫我和我的两个夫君日常,不觉得很毁三观吗?那两个男的放到现实中就是舔狗,又是一个傻白甜女主,我不想说话了 狗血的内容,抓马的剧情,这是什么狗东西?京剧不是在清朝才传入中国吗?现在才哪儿跟哪儿啊,女主角好歹是官家小姐,就不能矜持一点吗,而且,你们怎么又找古偶丑男来演古装剧,不辣眼睛吗?看到有些人说,这部剧是一步轻喜剧,我看不出来他哪轻喜了,拍剧得尊重一下历史,还择君记,不如改名叫我和我的两个夫君日常,不觉得很毁三观吗?那两个男的放到现实中就是舔狗,又是一个傻白甜女主,我不想说话了 为了郭晋安看的,前十集真的很不错,让我喜欢上田蕊妮,我一开始以为是一部以田蕊妮为主视角的轻松搞笑古装喜剧,还以为要写田蕊妮怎么通过屡破奇案打响名堂,然后成功以女人身份登上公堂当状师的励志女强人的故事,结果看到14集发现不太对了,忍住恶心看完结局更是想问候编剧。后面的剧情都是什么玩意儿??全体正派集体降智,荒唐镜想杀谁就杀谁,想诬陷谁就诬陷谁,前十集铺垫了半天的陈梦吉多么多么厉害,结果连荒唐镜 为了郭晋安看的,前十集真的很不错,让我喜欢上田蕊妮,我一开始以为是一部以田蕊妮为主视角的轻松搞笑古装喜剧,还以为要写田蕊妮怎么通过屡破奇案打响名堂,然后成功以女人身份登上公堂当状师的励志女强人的故事,结果看到14集发现不太对了,忍住恶心看完结局更是想问候编剧。后面的剧情都是什么玩意儿??全体正派集体降智,荒唐镜想杀谁就杀谁,想诬陷谁就诬陷谁,前十集铺垫了半天的陈梦吉多么多么厉害,结果连荒唐镜的陷阱都看不出来,还被荒唐镜囚禁起来折磨得半死???最后一集还好意思吹陈梦吉是第一状师???当观众瞎了还是傻了?? 先从樊庚和周菊的感情线说起,一开始又是什么狗血的樊庚“为了报仇,我不能说爱你”,然后各种虐周菊,最后解除误会了,樊庚又要去找他娘?然后周菊说为了她姐姐所以不能跟樊庚走?他们还口头成亲了,周菊宁愿守十年的活寡也不跟樊庚走??不是,我想不通,那个时候,周菊的姐姐还有丈夫,也还没有表示出渣的一面,周菊嫁给樊庚跟他走,有什么对不起她姐姐的?她留下来守活寡就对得起她姐姐了???她干的活,她姐姐不能雇人干吗??难道她已经知道她要留下来被荒唐镜当做工具人诬陷夏侯武吗??她留下来有个屁用啊!后面她听到樊庚可能遇险了,又舍得抛下失去丈夫的姐姐去找樊庚了,excuse me???你姐姐还有丈夫的时候,你说你离开就对不起姐姐,你姐姐失去丈夫的时候,你反而要跑去找情人??? 官喜凤也是很迷,她怕是喝太多酒,酒精中毒把脑子搞坏了,她在木屋门外听到樊庚是她儿子想杀荒唐镜,不是打算进去跟他相认劝他放弃报仇,而是把樊庚锁在里面,她自己跑去刺杀荒唐镜??她二十年前还在遗书上叫儿子不要去报仇的呢???怎么自己觉得亏欠儿子,要去帮儿子杀荒唐镜???最后还感叹什么相见之日就是离别之时,那不是你自己作的吗?? 一直活在台词中的陈梦吉终于出场了,就因为他早夭的儿子的鬼魂来找他了,他就想为夏侯武翻案,结果被荒唐镜各种陷害,被荒唐镜打得哑口无言,excuse me??这就是之前一直吹的第一状师陈梦吉??这就是以前把荒唐镜打得落花流水的陈梦吉??就这点智商?这点实力?荒唐镜还为了泄愤把陈梦吉囚禁起来?? 荒唐镜不管怎么搞栽赃陷害,都没人怀疑,到了结局的时候,陈真真一搞假口供,就被揭穿,我都骂累了。到了后期,陈真真已经没有了脑子,成了只会附声应和的背景板,夏侯武被诬陷是状师杀手,她也毫不质疑地信了,excuse me?那时候你不是还喜欢他的吗?你都不怀疑一下就信了?你喜欢一个人连他的人品都不清楚?? 为了捧章四维当状师的剧情也很无语,什么“小孩子是不会说谎的”也能当成证据,excuse me?然后后面的剧情,但凡是有点脑子的剧情都交给章四维了,但是没到结局之前都搞不过荒唐镜。 荒唐镜各种杀人,把鲁彪给冤枉死了,还想搞死夏侯武,拍刀岗杀了三个状师,把陈梦吉和钟世杰囚禁,杀了两个富豪,派吴耀威杀了刀岗和钟大富,最后也不知悔改,只是游街示众然后斩首。压抑了那么集,这结局,根本不能让我这口气咽下去! 最后夏侯武还说什么,捕头也有好有坏,状师也有好有坏,我只能呵呵。 还有那个贯穿全剧的失金案的真相都没好好交代清楚,最后只说荒唐镜囚禁、绑票杀人罪名成立。所以,当年是刀岗里应外合劫了黄金,然后请荒唐镜帮他脱身?那黄金又怎么到了那三个倒夜香的人手里??刀岗和荒唐镜武功那么厉害,还能任由他们三个偷了黄金??? 本文标题由译者自拟,原标题为《玛莎·米切尔:从社会名流到水门事件吹哨人》(Martha Mitchell: The Socialite Turned Watergate Whistleblower), 本文标题由译者自拟,原标题为《玛莎·米切尔:从社会名流到水门事件吹哨人》(Martha Mitchell: The Socialite Turned Watergate Whistleblower),原文于 2022 年 4 月 25 日发布于 History。作者 Cate Lineberry 是一名畅销书作家,曾在《国家地理》杂志和《史密森尼》杂志担当编辑。她最新一本著作是《自由还是死亡:罗伯特·斯莫斯的故事——逃离奴隶制,成为合众国英雄》(Be Free or Die: The Amazing Story of Robert Smalls' Escape from Slavery to Union Hero)。 然而,不好笑。李雪莲不管你是因为房子还是孩子的问题假离婚,你半毛钱证据没有的情况下强行要求法院主持公道,不爽就一告向北,到了结尾还一副世人皆醉我独醒的感觉,强盗逻辑这边请进。政府官员用千古一遇的刁民不停自我反省,黑色是黑色了,但大段的官员发言是哪里幽默了,想解决群众问题还是想保帽子,肯定后者居多啊,前者她自己都不乐意你解决,你还能帮她脱裤子吗?这世界,不是技术、策略就可以摆平一切的,林子大了 然而,不好笑。李雪莲不管你是因为房子还是孩子的问题假离婚,你半毛钱证据没有的情况下强行要求法院主持公道,不爽就一告向北,到了结尾还一副世人皆醉我独醒的感觉,强盗逻辑这边请进。政府官员用千古一遇的刁民不停自我反省,黑色是黑色了,但大段的官员发言是哪里幽默了,想解决群众问题还是想保帽子,肯定后者居多啊,前者她自己都不乐意你解决,你还能帮她脱裤子吗?这世界,不是技术、策略就可以摆平一切的,林子大了,什么鸟都有,北朝鲜不是活生生的案例吗?在这样一个有原罪的故事里反复打转两个半小时,观众对深井冰的人物和情节都产生了抗体,就别谈什么感同身受和同情心泛滥了。说来说去只能说,人啊,别犯贱,试图用非法渠道解决问题,又试图用合法手段维权,嗯,这洗白,我看行。说范冰冰演技好的,求指教。最后再问一句,大儿子呢?———————————————凌晨看完,吐槽才是正经事,要是好好掰扯电影,对不起,它还是不好。全片要说什么?一个轴人的自白?还是一群体制内的人吃饱撑着?是想讽刺计划生育抹灭人性,或者房价惊人吞噬美好生活,这可以,利用法律收拢自我利益,也可以,但被打脸之后撒泼要法律对自己的小九九责任就不好了。事不在小,以小见大是好成语,重要的是这小事有原罪,这人设有让观众理解无能的先天缺陷。由此铺开,一切都带着疑问,这疑问不是一种对事态的玩味,而是对于选材的质疑。至于官员,大家知道,自带效果,但对这样的一个妇女,大多数官员是不是会那么上心,我打问号。就像举牌站法院门口的有没有,有,钉子户上写满政府罪行的有没有,有,是不是当地的官员都颤颤巍巍的伺候着,我觉得未必。而且重点是李雪莲的点也没放在被非法拘留上,她最想弄清的还是我不好潘金莲嘛,所以上访被那么严正以待,是不是戏剧效果太足了点,以致于观众不免要问,由她去嘛,政府也没对她不起。还有就是节奏,由一件本身有瑕疵的事件迂回曲折的推动着,时长那么长,会疲劳。真正深刻一点的小高潮来自贾聪明和赵大头的电话,片子在那,流露出了对一个女性的同情,也为十几年来上京做了一些平反,但这样自然的处理太少。后来想上吊的部分,我理解,但旁白又走歪了。毕竟在李雪莲的视角里,人人都不为她好,且处处走投无路,但旁白的意思是她前夫一死她没法告状生活失去重心,所以,李雪莲做这个事情,是为了成为焦点,逗你玩儿,还是为了权益,这,又是一笔账。说说好的,圆有圆的美,特别是风景,一幅幅温润质朴,仿佛针线穿梭于绣盘。但,风景之上,是故事,是人。未见一个动人角色,何以撑起一场漫长事故。———————————————评论高能,谢谢大家,持续接受烂番茄和么么哒。大家告诉我生活中充满李雪莲,我懂。我不懂的仅仅是李雪莲做为女角的价值而已。我认可的评论是,这么无厘头的一件事,还需要那么大费周章的去维稳,本身就很好笑。 So I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here, and the girl behind the counter said, “Hiya! Are you having an awesome day?” Not, “How are you doing today?” No. “Are you having an So I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here, and the girl behind the counter said, “Hiya! Are you having an awesome day?” Not, “How are you doing today?” No. “Are you having an awesome day?” Which is pretty… shitty, because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, like if I’m not having an “awesome day,” suddenly I’m the negative one. Usually when people ask how I’m doing, the real answer is I’m doing shitty, but I can’t say I’m doing shitty because I don’t even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, “I’m doing shitty,” then they say, “Why? What’s wrong?” And I have to be like, “I don’t know, all of it?” So instead, when people ask how I’m doing, I usually say, “I am doing so great.” But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, “Well, today I’m actually allowed to feel shitty.” Today I have a good reason, so I said to her, “Well, my mom died,” and she immediately burst into tears. So now I have to comfort her, which is annoying, and meanwhile, there’s a line of people forming behind me who are all giving me these real judgy looks because I made the Jack in the Box girl cry. And she’s bawling, and she’s saying, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” and I’m like, “It’s fine. It’s fine.” I mean, it’s not fine but, you know, it’s… fine. And I would like to order a Double Jack Meal, and I’ve kinda got somewhere to be, so maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, huh? [inhales] And the girl apologizes again and she offers me a free churro with my meal. And as I’m leaving, I think, “I just got a free churro because my mom died.” No one ever tells you that when your mom dies, you get a free churro. [people murmuring] [clears throat] Anyway, I’m sorry, that’s not part of the… [clears throat] All right. Okay, here we go. Let’s do this. Here I am, BoJack Horseman, doing a eulogy, let’s go. Hey, piano man, can I get a, like an organ flourish? [organ plays] Nicely done. You know, I was a little worried I wouldn’t have the right accompaniment today. I guess it’s a good thing my mom was an organ donor! [rimshot plays] What happened to the organ? [horn ‘oogahs’] Okay, why just leave the comedy to the professionals? Okay? This is a funeral, sir, for my mother. Can you show a little respect? [trumpet whines] I’ll take it. Beatrice Horseman, who was she? What was her deal? Well, she was a horse. Uh, she was born in 1938. She died in 2018. One time, she went to a parade, and one time, she smoked an entire cigarette in one long inhale. I watched her do it. Truly a remarkable woman. [rustling] Lived a full life, that lady. Just, all the way to the end, which is, uh, now I guess. Really makes you think, though, huh? Life, right? Goes by, stuff happens. Then you die. Okay, well that’s my time, you’ve been great! Tip your waitress! No, I’m just kidding around, there’s no waitress. But seriously, that’s all I have to say about my mother. No point beating a dead horse, right? So… [inhales] Now what? I don’t know. Mom, you got any ideas? Anything? Mom? No? Nothing to contribute? Knock once if you’re proud of me. Can I just say how amazing it is to be in a room with my mother, and I can just talk and talk without her telling me to shut up and make her a drink? Hey, Mom, knock once if you think I should shut up. No? You sure? I mean, I don’t want to embarrass you by making this eulogy into a me-logy, so, seriously, if you wanted me to sit down and let someone else talk, just knock. I will not be offended. No? Your funeral. Sorry about the closed casket, by the way. She wanted an open casket, but uh, you know, she’s dead now, so who cares what she wanted? No, that sounds bad. I’m sorry. I-I think that if she could’ve seen what she looked like dead, she’d agree it’s better this way. She looked like this. [groaning] [mourners gasping] Kinda like a pissed-off toy dinosaur. The coroner couldn’t get her eyes closed, so now her face is forever frozen in a mask of tremendous horror and anguish. Or as my mom called it, Tuesday! Tuesday! My mom called it Tuesday. [woman coughs] Hey, Mom, what did you think of that joke? You like that? You never did care for my comedy. [clears throat] Here’s a story. When I was a teenager, I performed a comedy routine for my high school talent show. There was this, uh, cool jacket that I wanted to wear because I thought it would make me look like Albert Brooks. For months, I saved up for this jacket. But when I finally had enough, I went to the store and it was gone. They had just sold it to someone else. So, I went home and I told my mother, and she said, “Let that be a lesson. That’s the good that comes from wanting things.” She was really good at dispensing life lessons that always seemed to circle back to everything being my fault. But then, on the day of the talent show, my mother had a surprise for me. She had bought me the jacket. Even though she didn’t know how to say it, I know this meant that she loved me. Now that’s a good story about my mother. It’s not true, but it’s a good story, right? I stole it from an episode of Maude I saw when I was a kid, where she talks about her father. I remember when I saw it, thinking, “That’s the kind of story I want to tell about my parents when they die.” But I don’t have any stories like that. All I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes that’s what love is. But in real life, the big gesture isn’t enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. You can’t just screw everything up and then take a boat out into the ocean to save your best friend, or solve a mystery, and fly to Kansas. You need to do it every day, which is so… hard. When you’re a kid, you convince yourself that maybe the grand gesture could be enough, that even though your parents aren’t what you need them to be over and over and over again, at any moment, they might surprise you with something… wonderful. I kept waiting for that, the proof that even though my mother was a hard woman, deep down, she loved me and cared about me and wanted me to know that I made her life a little bit brighter. Even now, I find myself waiting. Hey, Mom, knock once if you love me and care about me and want me to know I made your life a little bit brighter. [owl chirping] My mother did not go gentle into that good night. She went clawing and fighting and thrashing, hence the face. [groaning] [mourners gasping] If you’d seen her, I swear to God the only thing you’d be thinking about right now is that I am nailing this impression. [woman clears her throat] [chairs squeak] I was in the hospital with her those last moments, and they were truly horrifying, full of nonsencial screams and cries, but there was this moment, this one instant of strange calm, where she looked in my direction and said, “I see you.” That’s the last thing she said to me. “I see you.” Not a statement of judgment or disappointment, just acceptance and the simple recognition of another person in a room. “Hello there. You are a person. And I see you.” Let me tell you, it’s a weird thing to feel at 54 years old, that for the first time in your life your mother sees you. It’s an odd realization that that’s the thing you’ve been missing, the only thing you wanted all along, to be seen. And it doesn’t feel like a relief, to finally be seen. It feels mean, like, “Oh, it turns out that you knew what I wanted, and you waited until the very last moment to give it to me.” I was prepared for more cruelty. I was sure that she would get in one final zinger about how I let her down, and about how I was fat and stupid and too tall to be an effective Lindy-hopper. How I was needy and a burden and an embarrassment—all that I was ready for. I was not ready for “I see you.” Only my mother would be lousy enough to swipe me with a moment of connection on her way out. But maybe I’m giving her too much credit. Maybe it wasn’t about connection. Maybe it was a… maybe it was an “I see you,” like, uh, “I see you.” Like, “You might have the rest of the world fooled, but I know exactly who you are.” That’s more my mom’s speed. Or maybe she just literally meant “I see you. You are an object that has entered my field of vision.” She was pretty out of it at the end, so maybe it’s dumb to try to attribute it to anything. [woman sighs] Back in the 90s, I was in a very famous TV show called Horsin’ Around. [man coughs] Please hold your applause. And I remember one time, a fan asked me, “Hey, um, you know that episode where the horse has to give Ethan a pep talk after Ethan finds out his crush only asked him to the dance because her friends were having a dorkiest date contest? In all the shots of the horse, you can see a paper coffee cup on the kitchen counter, but in the shots of Ethan, the coffee cup’s missing. Was that because the show was making a statement about the fluctuant subjectivity of memory and how even two people can experience the same moment in entirely different ways?” And I didn’t have the heart to be, like, “No, man, some crew guy just left their coffee cup in the shot.” So instead, I was, like… “Yeah.” And maybe this is like that coffee cup. Maybe we’re dumb to try to pin significance onto every little thing. Maybe when someone says, “I see you,” it just means, “I see you.” Then again, it’s possible she wasn’t even talking to me because, if I’m being honest, she wasn’t really looking at me. She was looking just past me. There was nobody else in the room, so I want to think she was talking to me, but, honestly, she was so far gone at that point, who knows what she was seeing? Who were you talking to, Mom? [sighs] Not saying, huh? Staying mum? No rimshot there? God, whatever I’m paying you, it’s too much. Maybe she saw my dad. My dad died about ten years ago of injuries he sustained during a duel. When your father dies, you ask yourself a lot of questions. Questions like, “Wait, did you say he died in a duel?” and “Who dies in a duel?” The whole thing was so stupid. Dad spent his entire life writing this book, but he couldn’t get any stores to carry it or any newspapers to review it. Finally, I guess this one newspaper thought he was pretty hilarious, because they ran a review and tore him to shreds. So my father, ever the proud Mary, decided he would not stand for this besmirchment of his honor. He claimed the critic didn’t understand what it meant to be a man, so he demanded satisfaction in the form of pistols at dawn. He wrote the paper this letter, saying anyone who didn’t like his book, he would challenge to a duel, anyone in the world. He’d even pay for airfare to San Francisco and a night in a hotel. Well, eventually this found its way to some kook in Montana, who was as batshit as he was and took him up on the offer. They met at Golden Gate Park and agreed: ten paces, then shoot. But in the middle of the ten paces, Dad turned to ask the guy if he’d actually read the book and what he thought, but, not looking where he was going, tripped over an exposed root and bashed his head on a rock. [murmur] I wish I’d known to go to Jack in the Box then. Maybe I could have gotten a free churro. It would’ve been nice to have something to show for being the son of Butterscotch Horseman. My darling mother gave the eulogy. My entire life I never heard her say a kind word to or about my father, but at his funeral she said, “My husband is dead, and everything is worse now.” “My husband is dead, and everything is worse now.” I don’t know why she said that. Maybe she felt like that’s the kind of thing you’re supposed to say at a funeral. Maybe she hoped one day someone would say that about her. “My mother is dead, and everything is worse now.” Or maybe she knew that he had frittered away all her inheritance, and replaced it with crippling debt, which is a pretty shitty thing to leave your widow with. “Bad news, you lost a husband, but don’t worry, you also lost the house!” Maybe Mom knew she’d have to sell all her fancy jewelry and move into a home. Maybe that’s what she meant by “everything is worse now.” Is that what you meant, Mom? I gotta say, I’m really carrying this double act. At least with Penn and Teller, the quiet one does card tricks. Hey, piano man, when I say something funny to my mom, how about you give me one of those rimshots? [rimshot plays] Yeah, but not now. When I say something funny. Like, okay. What’s the difference between my mother and a disruptive expulsion of germs? One’s a coughin’ fit and the other fits a coffin! That’s an example of a funny thing. [rimshot plays] Thank you. Let’s try again. Hey, Mom. What’s the difference between my mother and a bunch of Easter eggs? One gets carried in a basket, the other gets buried in a casket! [rimshot plays] Ready for one more? Last one. What’s the difference between a first-year lit major and my mother, Beatrice Horseman? One is decently read, and the other’s a huge bitch! [woman gasps] [murmurs] Yeah, might have gone a little too far with that one. That one might’ve been a little too “my mom’s a huge bitch” for the room. I’m sorry, Mother. You’re not a huge bitch. You were a huge bitch… and now you’re dead. [woman sighs] You know, the first time I ever performed in front of an audience, it actually was, uh, with my mom. She used to put on these shows with her supper club in the living room and she used to make… [inhales] She used to make me sing “The Lollipop Song.” [organ playing tune] Those parties, they were really something. There were skits and magic acts, and ethnically insensitive vaudeville routines, and the big finale was always a dance my mother did. She had this beautiful dress that she only brought out for these parties, and she did this incredible number. It was so beautiful and sad. Dad hated the parties. He’d lock himself in the study, and bang on the walls for us to keep it down, but he always came out to see Mom dance. He’d linger in the doorway, scotch in hand, and watch in awe, as this cynical, despicable woman he married… took flight. And as a child who was completely terrified of both my parents, I was always aware that this moment of grace, it meant something. We understood each other in a way. Me and my mom and my dad, as screwed up as we all were, we did understand each other. My mother, she knew what it’s like to feel your entire life like you’re drowning, with the exception of these moments, these very rare, brief instances, in which you suddenly remember… you can swim. [flashback] [partygoers laughing] [classical music playing] But then again, mostly not. Mostly you’re drowning. She understood that, too. And she recognized that I understood it. And Dad. All three of us were drowning, and we didn’t know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together. And I would like to think that that’s what she meant when we were in the hospital and she said, “I see you.” You know, the weird thing about both your parents being dead is it means that you’re next. I mean, you know, obviously it’s not like there’s a waitlist for dying. Any one of us could get run over by a Snapchatting teen at any moment. And you would think that knowing that would make us more adventurous, and kind, and forgiving. But it makes us small, and stupid, and petty. I actually had a near-death experience recently. A stunt went bad and I fell off a building. I’m an actor, I do my own stunts. I’m on this new show Philbert. I’m Philbert. Star of the show. It hasn’t come out yet, but it’s already getting Emmy buzz. Oh, speaking of buzz… [inhales] I’m supposed to take two of these every morning, but my days are so screwed up ‘cause of the shooting schedule, I don’t even know what morning means anymore. There’s a joke in there somewhere, about a guy who’s been to so many funerals, he doesn’t even know what mourning means anymore. Let you guys figure that one out for yourselves. [gulps] Anyway, you know what I thought, when I was falling off the building and I went into panic mode? The last thing that my stupid brain could come up with before I died? “Won’t they be sorry.” Cool thought, brain. [rimshot plays] No, that wasn’t… would you just… dial it back, all right? I don’t even know what “they” I wanted to be sorry. My mom, even before she died, could barely remember who I was. And of course, my dad’s dead. The last conversation I ever had with him was about his novel. He was so certain this book was his legacy. Maybe he thought it would vindicate him for all the shitty things he ever did in his stupid worthless life. Maybe it did, I don’t know. I never read it, because why would I give him that? I used to be on this TV show called Horsin’ Around. Seriously, though, hold your applause. [man coughs] Well held. It was written by my friend Herb Kazzaz, who’s also dead now, and it starred this little girl named Sarah Lynn. And it was about these orphans. And early on, the network had a note, “Maybe don’t mention they’re orphans so much, because audiences tend to find orphans sad and not relatable.” But I never thought that the orphans were sad. I-I always thought they were lucky, because they could imagine their parents to be anything they wanted. They had something to long for. Anyway, we did this one season finale, where Olivia’s birth mother comes to town. And she was a junkie, but she’s gotten herself cleaned up, and she wants to be in Olivia’s life again. And of course, she’s like a perfect grown-up version of Olivia, and they go to the mall together and get her ears pierced like she’s always wanted and—sorry, spoiler alert for the season six finale of Horsin’ Around, if you’re still working your way through it. Anyway, the horse tries to warn her, “Be careful, moms have a way of letting you down.” But Olivia just thinks the horse is jealous, and when the mom says she’s moving to California, Olivia decides to go with her. And the network really juiced the cliffhanger: “Is Olivia gone for good?” But of course, because it’s a TV show, she was not gone for good. Of course, because it’s a TV show, Olivia’s mother had a relapse and had to go back to rehab, so Olivia had to hitchhike all the way home, getting rides from Mr. T, Alf, and the cast of Stomp. Of course, that’s what happened. Because, what are you gonna do, just not have Olivia on the show? You can’t have happy endings in sitcoms, not really, because, if everyone’s happy, the show would be over, and above all else, the show… has to keep going. There’s always more show. And you can call Horsin’ Around dumb, or bad, or unrealistic, but there is nothing more realistic than that. You never get a happy ending, ‘cause there’s always more show. I guess until there isn’t. [chuckles] My mom would hate it if she knew that I spent so much time at her funeral talking about my old TV show. Or maybe she’d think it was funny that her idiot son couldn’t even do this right. Who knows? She left no instructions for what she wanted me to say. All I know is she wanted an open casket, and her idiot son couldn’t even do that right. I’m not gonna stand up here and pretend I ever understood how to please that woman, even though so much of my life has been wasted in vain attempts to figure it out. But I keep going back to that moment in the ICU when she looked at me, and… “I-C-U.” “I… see… you.” Jesus Christ, we were in the intensive care unit. She was just reading a sign. My mom died and all I got was this free churro. You know the shittiest thing about all of this? Is when that stranger behind the counter gave me that free churro, that small act of kindness showed more compassion than my mother gave me her entire goddamn life. Like, how hard is it to do something nice for a person? This woman at the Jack in the Box didn’t even know me. I’m your son! All I had was you! [inhales] I have this friend. And right around when I first met her, her dad died, and I actually went with her to the funeral. And months later, she told me that she didn’t understand why she was still upset, because she never even liked her father. It made sense to me, because I went through the same thing when my dad died. And I’m going through the same thing now. You know what it’s like? It’s like that show Becker, you know, with Ted Danson? I watched the entire run of that show, hoping that it would get better, and it never did. It had all the right pieces, but it just—it couldn’t put them together. And when it got canceled, I was really bummed out, not because I liked the show, but because I knew it could be so much better, and now it never would be. And that’s what losing a parent is like. It’s like Becker. Suddenly, you realize you’ll never have the good relationship you wanted, and as long as they were alive, even though you’d never admit it, part of you, the stupidest goddamn part of you, was still holding on to that chance. And you didn’t even realize it until that chance went away. My mother is dead, and everything is worse now, because now I know I will never have a mother who looks at me from across a room and says, “BoJack Horseman, I see you.” But I guess it’s good to know. It’s good to know that there is nobody looking out for me, that there never was, and there never will be. No, it’s good to know that I am the only one that I can depend on. And I know that now and it’s good. It’s good that I know that. So… it’s good my mother is dead. [gulps, sighs] Well. No point beating a dead horse. Beatrice Horseman was born in 1938, and she died in 2018, and I have no idea… what she wanted. Unless she just wanted what we all want… to be seen. Is this Funeral Parlor B? —— from Reddit 特地登录吐槽,估计是出版方觉得这片要是骗了票房会被人索赔所以出了网络版,这片tm就是洗黑钱用的吧,我这人看片一般不挑剔,再不好的片,总有他可取的地方,故事设定什么的,只要能在自己设定的框架里自圆其说就没什么问题。 但是这个,这个,这个片。。。已经到了无法吐槽的地步,你今天要是换个其他的片名,主演、男1号,把黄教主大大的金榜题名,海报让教主沾着三分之一的位置,这就无话可说。可是无论 特地登录吐槽,估计是出版方觉得这片要是骗了票房会被人索赔所以出了网络版,这片tm就是洗黑钱用的吧,我这人看片一般不挑剔,再不好的片,总有他可取的地方,故事设定什么的,只要能在自己设定的框架里自圆其说就没什么问题。 但是这个,这个,这个片。。。已经到了无法吐槽的地步,你今天要是换个其他的片名,主演、男1号,把黄教主大大的金榜题名,海报让教主沾着三分之一的位置,这就无话可说。可是无论是演员名,海报,还是之前的宣传片,都给人黄晓明只是配角(或者说是主要角色)这样一样假象。倒不是不喜欢这个演员,叶问里他配角就挺好的。 除了黄晓明之外的其他几个老外演员,也是不知道从哪去找来的,也是僵硬的很,当然了,人家本来就是走走过场的,这个没什么毛病。演的最好的,也就是史泰龙了。黄晓明感觉就是非常认真和卖力,但是,怎么看怎么出戏。 然后再说说整片制作,除去用手就能数的过来的几个外景,整片就是在一个铝合金摄影棚里拍完的,几块布景板,加几个灯条,后面全黑,真特么省钱啊,感觉就和早些年港产的科幻片一个级别,如果还不能理解,想想日本特摄片里的战队基地的布景吧。一个电影居然使用电视剧级别的布景道具.... 说完布景道具,再说说特效,其实特效也没啥好多说的,不过从电影开始一个房子爆炸的镜头的我就深深的感到了今天踩到雷了,然后一路看下来,我还非常庆幸下载到了。也非常感谢放出房的良心。看完的时候豆瓣是4.0,写影评的时候变成了3.9,看了这么多年的片,第一次觉得被骗了。你要说那个死亡飞车2不就是第一集好好的大片到了2变成个奇奇怪怪的东西,人家2缩小投资是事实,但是人家也没死命去宣传啊。 这里顺便吐槽一下咱们大陆的演员问题,我个人觉得大陆演员和好莱坞演员最大的区别就是,好莱坞演员你看见的时候,脑子里反应出的就是他/她演的角色(比方“龙妈” 、“星爵”...真开始记名的时候已经是几部戏了),而不是演员的本身的名字。大陆演员看见的时候第一反应就是演员本身的名字,这个就很好说明问题了,人家靠的是出演的角色的形象深深印在人的脑子里,咱们是靠各种花边新闻和广告炒作来提高知名度的。虽然炒作这种事大家都干,但起码人家认真拍片演戏了啊。人家好的东西没学到,歪门邪道都学会了。还有就是不得不佩服好莱坞演员的板凳深度和竞争的强度,人家好演员的储备和上岗速度真的是快,快到咱们炒作速度都跟不上。 一直想着要淡出江湖。 ——站在北京拥挤的地铁上我无数次这样想。应该要在江南,要晚上,要有浓浓桂花香,然后登高、临江、夜饮,做一切喜欢做的事,见喜欢见的人。然而,俗世的引力是如此之大,我还依旧只能每天朝九晚五,做着重复的事情。所以我们要挣扎,和弟弟乔种,小鱼,舵主和其他朋友谋求更多的可能性。 故事也许要从2017年初春讲起,在一家潮汕粥店里,刚出手一套房子 一直想着要淡出江湖。 ——站在北京拥挤的地铁上我无数次这样想。应该要在江南,要晚上,要有浓浓桂花香,然后登高、临江、夜饮,做一切喜欢做的事,见喜欢见的人。然而,俗世的引力是如此之大,我还依旧只能每天朝九晚五,做着重复的事情。所以我们要挣扎,和弟弟乔种,小鱼,舵主和其他朋友谋求更多的可能性。 故事也许要从2017年初春讲起,在一家潮汕粥店里,刚出手一套房子的大佬小鱼问我自费出版一本书究竟要多少钱,咱赶紧把江河那个故事写出来出版吧。啊,那应该回溯到2014年初的冬天,彼时人人网还兴盛,我在天津大学旁边的小酒馆里和小鱼以及黄Q第一次讲起关于江河的那个神奇故事。继续回溯,起源应是2013年秋季天爷、小鱼和我的劲松会晤。接着是2014年春季在三元桥,带着尚未毕业的小鱼和舵主痛饮汾酒,标志着两拨相隔很远的群体第一次相触相融。时光转瞬流到2017年暮春,金台园的花正盛,影视资深皇叔和孔鲤到报社找我玩,几人神奇聚会,我们掀开影视剧的大幕一角。书的事被耽搁,变成了找一部电影试着投资一下,于是成立尧日巨山。当时国内票房高飙,网络电影急速膨胀,我和小鱼骑着共享单车在四环附近的黄土路上颠簸,抱着“就算是必赔也要下场参与”的心态去看项目。后来各种因素拦住了那次不靠谱的投资,反而结识了大罗,又是一番风云际会,我们有了自己的靠谱制作公司无糖。2018年初,我们和舵主一起研究如何搞定网络渠道。春末,弟弟乔种主导了几场投资,他心心念念的影视评论上线,琥珀川映画成立。当年的夏、秋,无糖连续在甘肃、浙江拍摄制作了两部电影。然后是漫长的后期制作与档期排布。终于再前几天传来消息,其中一部在腾讯电影定档了,5·12上映。 上映前夜,我接到小鱼送来的硬盘,花一个多小时,看了那份9.8G的MP4文件,然后瘫在座位上,制作是如此神奇,我没有料到去年秋天那趟江南之行所见的那段兵荒马乱、零零碎碎,在剪辑完成后竟是这样一个江湖风雨,缱绻情仇的故事。 一对年纪相差很多的情侣,男子因身体不适,突然离世。男子妻子儿子家人都讨厌这个同性异装女,不允许“她”出入男子的葬礼。慢慢的,才看出他们俩其实非常相爱。导演不想大张旗鼓的歌颂如何如何相爱,而是细枝末节慢慢的带出女子有多思念男子。方向极为正确,但是表现手法稍有仪式感,包括表演,这把原本类纪实的风格给略“做作”了,感觉这个导演可能略有固执和自恋。如果没有“跳出来 一对年纪相差很多的情侣,男子因身体不适,突然离世。男子妻子儿子家人都讨厌这个同性异装女,不允许“她”出入男子的葬礼。慢慢的,才看出他们俩其实非常相爱。导演不想大张旗鼓的歌颂如何如何相爱,而是细枝末节慢慢的带出女子有多思念男子。方向极为正确,但是表现手法稍有仪式感,包括表演,这把原本类纪实的风格给略“做作”了,感觉这个导演可能略有固执和自恋。如果没有“跳出来”的想法的话,可能更更高级一些。还有,叙事略显单薄一些,这表现在剧本走向摇摆和剪辑略有犹豫。包括表演在琢磨导演的意图,或者说不知道怎么演更合适。这让我想起了前几年国内一部电影“长江图”,如果剧本方向坚决一些,放在爱情上,那些“宏伟”和“禅意”作为大背景带出来的话,可能会更好。抛开电影,情感在世界范围内已经迅速绝迹,特别是爱情。在经济主导一切的前提下,口号的情感和实质的情感完全是两码事。就像很多人天天标榜着信仰、道德,其实天天朋友圈劝导别人该如何如何做的,正是ta所欠缺和违背的?? 我带着使命来见你,却不料已天人永隔一题记 为了纪念改革开放40周年,暨广西壮族自治区成立60周年,献礼影片《又是一年三月三》应运而生,诗意盎然地将美好的情怀向我们娓娓道来。 我带着使命来见你,却不料已天人永隔一题记 为了纪念改革开放40周年,暨广西壮族自治区成立60周年,献礼影片《又是一年三月三》应运而生,诗意盎然地将美好的情怀向我们娓娓道来。 在剧中看到一面奇怪的旗帜,上面画着类似德国二战时候的标志,也就是臭名昭著的卐旗。出现在第六集,三十三四分左右的样子。但我不确定剧中出现的旗帜,是否就是德国-纳**粹的标志,或者这是其他什么特殊旗帜?民居上挂这种旗帜,是什么意思呢?又或者,挂这个旗帜的根本就不是民居?但似乎应该不是佛家的卍字印。所以, 在剧中看到一面奇怪的旗帜,上面画着类似德国二战时候的标志,也就是臭名昭著的卐旗。出现在第六集,三十三四分左右的样子。但我不确定剧中出现的旗帜,是否就是德国-纳**粹的标志,或者这是其他什么特殊旗帜?民居上挂这种旗帜,是什么意思呢?又或者,挂这个旗帜的根本就不是民居?但似乎应该不是佛家的卍字印。所以,到底是咋回事,我也不清楚。请方家不吝赐教!有图为证 1970年的苏联对于同性中的感情是禁止且规定了相关刑法。纵而使两个相爱的人被世俗狠狠地压在了深不见底的黑暗中。 “黑色的玫瑰和荆棘,微笑与泪水,它们种在一起,互相缠绕。” 片头的一句旁白,交待了这份复杂而注定没有结果的感情。 “一个永远不会出现的时刻,犹如一个逃避世界的幽灵……” 谢尔盖得知罗曼的婚礼后,他不知道该如何处理这段感情 ,他最后的挣扎,罗曼的一句她怀孕了,使谢尔盖崩溃……唯一的选 1970年的苏联对于同性中的感情是禁止且规定了相关刑法。纵而使两个相爱的人被世俗狠狠地压在了深不见底的黑暗中。 “黑色的玫瑰和荆棘,微笑与泪水,它们种在一起,互相缠绕。” 片头的一句旁白,交待了这份复杂而注定没有结果的感情。 “一个永远不会出现的时刻,犹如一个逃避世界的幽灵……” 谢尔盖得知罗曼的婚礼后,他不知道该如何处理这段感情 ,他最后的挣扎,罗曼的一句她怀孕了,使谢尔盖崩溃……唯一的选择是逃离与忘却“so hard ”这段感情,我努力尝试过忘却它………他们在契索的那段画面,让观众沉迷于其中,谢尔盖的爱胜过了罗曼对他的伤害,两人无忧无虑的样子却始终逃脱不了现实。圣诞节那天,路易莎的到来,使一切烟消云散,谢尔盖独自出门,买了一颗圣诞树。当路易莎到来时,他见证了罗曼的生活:活泼可爱的孩子,相爱的夫妻,一个幸福洋溢的家庭,与自己相比呢?又能算什么。当路易莎问:“谢尔盖,你有没有遇到生命中特别的人?” “罗曼……还有你。”谢尔盖的话亦真亦假,他知道,他们之间的爱是不见天日。最终,谢尔盖选择了逃避,为了罗曼,也为了所有人。“罗曼,我们之间的爱,只能存在于没有时间与思想的地方,你不该再来找我了………” 再次回来时,谢尔盖收到了罗曼离开时的信:“谢尔盖,我没什么可考虑的,我不会再次伤害我爱的人,不会再分裂自己,去属于每个人……” “谢尔盖,说和做,思考和生活,是不同的………”“谢尔盖,我选择了让我自由的地方,是天空,Forget me,我将永远和你在一起。” 画面的接近尾声时,谢尔盖走到了他们曾经游泳的地方,此时,已经一片冰凉……如同他们之间的爱,无论过程多么热烈,结果都会凄凉。仅仅是因为人们眼中的世俗与规矩。“love is love”爱亦是爱,谢尔盖对路易莎说:“我们之间的爱不逊于你的爱”。尾声时,谢尔盖,身处于剧院中心,而舞台上的戏剧,正是当年罗曼带他观赏的第一部戏剧“火鸟” 罗曼站在谢尔盖身旁,慢慢的离去。犹如他从没来过谢尔盖的世界,或是说,这段感情从来没有存在过…… 如开头一样,它是不见天日的…… 如果没有现实生活中老年谢尔盖的叙述《A Tale About Roman》关于罗曼,我们也许永远不会知道这个发生于1970年代两个苏联军人的爱情。爱亦是爱,它胜过了一切,无论是同性还是异性,它们都存在,是不可抹去的。14586
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电影发展到第二部,开启了一个新的冒险历程!虽然电影反派的出现多少有点《加菲猫2》的影子!不过电影的配乐还是让人感到非常惊喜,无论是配乐还是歌曲,都是精挑细选非常符合电影特色的佳作!而且电影里还配合了不少动作戏,着实为电影喜剧商业片类型又增加了不少特色!电影继续延续上一部的电影风格,又有很多当红明星前来客串加盟,虽然都是打酱油的角色,能在这样的一种电影里看到明星们的表演,也是一种让人非常值得意外的惊喜!电影探讨了一系列非常具有人性的话题,也将爱情友情亲情表现的淋漓尽致。虽然电影里面的阴谋能让我们一眼就能够看穿,可是电影剧情所带给人的深思却是难以让人忘怀!我们是不是真的能够了解一个人而不是当满足我们的所有要求以后,而变得忘乎所以而不在了解一个人的内心。我们是否能够了解我们的朋友而不是在他有变化或者不在的时候能够有所察觉?这是一个拷问我们内心的问题,但又同时是一个容易被我们忽略的问题!影片以俏皮的形式与风格为我们呈现整个故事,整体有种动画片的感觉!蒂娜菲的表演是整部电影的亮点,她那典型的《周六夜现场》的表演风格为她的俄罗斯英语口音增色不少!
电影传递着一股深深的温情与感动,也透露着一种邪恶的智慧与格调!布偶们的表演让我们想起了儿时的时光,也回想起他们为我们所带来的快乐!也许国外的布偶戏和国内的布偶戏在表演方式和人群受众上有所不同,但是他们带给我们的回忆却是非常难忘的!很精彩的一部电影,区别于现在的CG动画,很直观的为我们展现了一场精彩的表演,也很明快的让我们感受到布偶的情绪与感情!众多明星的加盟也颇有一种超级大片的感觉,那种甘当绿叶的陪衬何尝不是一种娱乐精神的体现!6747
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之后,由1976年开始,凭一系列扮李小龙来博出位的“伪李小龙电影”打出名堂,虽然某部份观众会觉得他坏了李小龙名声,也有不少人人觉得何宗道扮李小龙比他好。但因为他不少戏在欧美都可以卖到,所以“Bruce Le”这个套近乎的英文名,
之后,由1976年开始,凭一系列扮李小龙来博出位的“伪李小龙电影”打出名堂,虽然某部份观众会觉得他坏了李小龙名声,也有不少人人觉得何宗道扮李小龙比他好。但因为他不少戏在欧美都可以卖到,所以“Bruce Le”这个套近乎的英文名,在不少欧洲影迷眼中,都占有一定地位。
除了欧美有市场,在大陆他也不是零知名度。1987年在大陆执导的《龙火长城》,由于又是那种“精武门打日本仔桥段”,所以很快就成为“国宝级大导演”。在1990年执导的《黑色走廊》,更是不少人的童年“美好回忆”因为这部片算是当时的强片中,装得很有国际视野的一部。
不过《黎明之眼》,只是翻炒他1992年执导的《军妓慰安妇》,他在这套戏里面也是饰演日本仔,其实我更加相信,我打完这么多字之后,一样没人会对这个导演有多少兴趣~~7104
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很*很暴力
那个*只是为了押韵凑数字,没有任何意义.
很老套的警匪片,套用某影评说的"警就是匪,匪就是警,写这样的影评没有办法不剧透".
不过剧透不剧透不要紧,反正你看了二十分钟也一定会猜到结尾.
导演和演员的功力就体现在,即使你知道结局还是饶有兴致的被吸引着看下去.
很*很暴力
那个*只是为了押韵凑数字,没有任何意义.
很老套的警匪片,套用某影评说的"警就是匪,匪就是警,写这样的影评没有办法不剧透".
不过剧透不剧透不要紧,反正你看了二十分钟也一定会猜到结尾.
导演和演员的功力就体现在,即使你知道结局还是饶有兴致的被吸引着看下去.
基努老帅哥不知道是不是为了影片增的肥,反正是见肉了.这些肉和脸上的沧桑,使他的人物更有说服力,不再让人觉得他是为了摆酷而酷.
另一个值得一提的是Chris Evans ,他曾出演过Fantastic Four. 他的角色最可信,干净有正义的White boy,面对满嘴 F words和暴力怯生生,但是生来的正义感又让他努力说一样的脏话假装很Tough的样子,绝了.不知道是演技如此还是本色演出,eitherway,要感谢把他选入剧组的选角导演.
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1. 看见Hugh Laurie穿着西装嚼着口香糖出现在急诊室的时候,我又很小白的激动了,Dr House!!!
当他操着一样的口音说着类似的调侃的时候,我以为他真的是作为Dr来客串的,后来想了想这好像不符合本片风格. :P
他的表演没有突破
2. Forest Whitaker最后和李维斯那场激烈的对手戏,大画面的特写,对不起,我忍不住注意到他的厚嘴唇上有很多口水,
在他激烈的对白中我总觉得有很多喷在了对面的里维斯脸上.看过Friends的同学们猜猜那令我想到了哪出?
Yaah~~Joey在那个电影里和大演员合作,被喷了一脸,他提出这点的时候,该演员的原话是这样的
Richard: That’s what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit!
真正的演员就是这样的!好演员的一个重要标志就是对白!当你对白清晰有力的时候,你就会喷口水!
对不起,想到这里我又笑了.
3. emm,还有个问题,就是发现自己对LAPD这个词怎么这么熟,对那些街区和黑帮的名字也很熟,警察在便利店被杀现场发现大量现金的桥段也很熟.这都是从Closer来的么??
大概,真的如某人说的,我看太多电视剧了 -_-//1370
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